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About Me Member Shadow Deviant LucythekrackfriendMale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 6 Years
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The Fuggin Update O' The CENTURY!

Mon Oct 9, 2006, 7:55 AM
  • Mood: Pirate
  • Listening to: Tefnek, Zircon - TMNT4 Waste Water WipeOut OCRemix
  • Reading: A Writer's Reference fifth edition
  • Watching: BLEACH!
  • Playing: Air Guitar! Boo-yah!
  • Eating: PB&J
  • Drinking: Milk
What's up guys and gals? I gots here a treat for all your eyes. This is the update of the century. Jasonomics. That's right, and Jasonology. All packed right here!

Well you have to understand, Jason is this guy that is me. That's amazing, huh? Well what's more amazing is that I am the original Jason. The very first. All others are posers. And I built the pyramids by myself. It was easy like french fries and cheesy.

Now onto more pressing matters. College. Far easier than even I expected. Though tiring while working forty hours a week. I must contest though, it's pretty easily doable.

And ohhhhh shit, son! I crashed my first car. Wet roads are the devil. Remember that. Now I have a jeep cherokee! Kerp0w!

Lessee... I'm trying to find breakdancing lessons. I will pay like $20ish an hour. For real. Get back at me if you know anyone or you yourself are capable of this teachings!

Rock the fuck on and COWABUNGA BITCHES!

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: A puddle of sulfuric acid
  • Interests: Music, Making music, Making movies, ect..
  • Favourite movie: Texas Chainsaw Massacre(oldschool), BeatleJuice, Nightmare Before Christmas, Monty Python movies
  • Favourite band or musician: Cradle of Filth, MSI, ICP, Twiztid, SDD, ect...
  • Favourite genre of music: Death Metal, Screamo, Acid/Horrorcore rap
  • Favourite artist: My friends. Caleb, Kati, Aubrey, Miranda, and the list goes on...
  • Favourite poet or writer: I think Ali and Kai Ling take the cake here.
  • Favourite photographer: Caleb?
  • Favourite style of art: Stick figures, Surrealism
  • Operating System: XP Pro
  • MP3 player of choice: Winamp
  • Shell of choice: Those turtles from the old mario games where you could kick them and kill other things with them
  • Wallpaper of choice: The sticky kind
  • Skin of choice: Freshly peeled
  • Favourite game: Kerplunk on Jason's Crotch?
  • Favourite gaming platform: Xbox currently
  • Favourite cartoon character: Flippy
  • Personal Quote: "coolbeans" - me
  • Tools of the Trade: Camera, Pen, Pencil, Paper, Computer, PS-PRO, Photo Shop, Open Canvas

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:iconcherryblood:
:dance: the bass, the rock, the mic, the treble, i like my coffee black just like my metal

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:noir: "I've been talking to dead rabbits and feeding bloody walls. I've done horrifying things with salad tongs. It's really eaten into my social life." -Nny
:iconforgotten-thoughts:
DID YOU RENEW MY FUCKING SUBSCRIPTION?

DID YOU!?
:icontwazak:
hello i noticed one of ur pics when i typed "butthole anus" into the search thingy. nice. check meh gallery!!!!!!
:iconwiltingflower:
you visited 56 minutes and 56 seconds ago!! WOW!!!!!!

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I dig Dinos.
:iconforgotten-thoughts:
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.

Look that ones me! :w00t!:
:iconhiding-the-truth:
Think about this...
You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.
*PLEASE READ THIS WHOLE POST IT'S SO DAMN TRUE*
1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists, loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. add this as a comment to ten of ur friends tonight and at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years..."

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It's come to a time and point in my life where I either go along with I believe will be the best financially secure route in life. Or follow my dream, despite how foolish it is.

I'll choose my dream. Would you?
:iconlucythekrackfriend:
I'm cursed then.

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I like my coffee black just my metal.
:iconhiding-the-truth:
how is 19 a current age?

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It's come to a time and point in my life where I either go along with I believe will be the best financially secure route in life. Or follow my dream, despite how foolish it is.

I'll choose my dream. Would you?
:iconcfnct:
I think you need to work on your tact. You seem to also be very timid. lol

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"speak softly and carry a big sobe" mystical words enscribed on sobe cap

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